My first victim, this is going to be fun.
Just another day in Antwerp, strolling around, until I spotted a flash of a blue Datejust on a perlon strap. Could it be, another ‘Datejust on perlon’-lover? Have I finally found my soulmate?
I approched the guy, but then the horror became clear… a fluted bezel made of recycled Coca-Cola cans and a matte date cyclops that made the date look smaller. Fuck me, right?
At least, the guy was a great sport and admitted it was fake. He wore a perlon strap because the metal bracelet broke the first day he bought it.
Turns out I’ll stay lonely forever.